Renegade-Hamster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Suppressed Emotions 2]

Apt and hilarious

An eloquent criticism of the typical angry jackasses who frequent this site.

Excellent work, visually and in your script.

4/5

P.S. Your profile says you live in Germany, but I could have sworn your accent (I'm assuming you did the voice acting) was a South African one. I wouldn't be too sure about German accents though, since the only english I've heard from German lips would be from angry WWII generals (Ve haff vays of making men talk) portrayed in American movies and the crazy tv tourist, Gerhard Reinke (I'm GERMAN!), who seems very much to be Germany's Steve Irwin (Crocodile Hunter), and not someone with a regular accent... I seem to have wandered a bit, but I hope you can clear this up for me.

[CHOKE ON A GIANT DUCK]

Lame, pathetic and crap

Nothing funny. Bad animation, bad graphics.

One tip: Make sure your movie is better than the intro.

0/5

TruffleClock responds:

no suck an cock or 2,or 6, or 7, or 9, or 999

[000S]

Hmm. Very apt.

But it wasn't really funny.

2/5

madanimator responds:

yea i agree

[Germaines Webcam]

Oh, I am glad you were able to do a favour for him

The same movie four times. Not funny, not clever, not well animated or drawn well.

Crap-o-rama.

Your friend thought this was worth submitting along with the other two pieces of crap he submitted today? Stuuuuuuupid... and so are you for submitting it.

0/5

PowerRangerWHITE responds:

you review Not funny, not clever, not well animated or drawn well.

yes thats right your review isnt drawn well >=UU

[Santa's Christmas Carol]

Hahaha!

That gave me a few good laughs.

Some of the sound was badly out of sync with the lips, but this was still gold.

I loved the Abominable Snowman, the world turning Jewish, and Queen Latifah's suicide. This Santa toon just cracked me up.

Keep up the good work!

3/5

[The Dead "take 1"]

How exactly is this a "new type of animation"?

Sprite animating is nothing new. Heck, I've done it.

This was okay. Good use of sprites, some good backgrounds. Although, real voice recordings would be better than speech balloons.

I didn't like the story. I thought it was pretty boring. Even the unexpected joke at the end wasn't funny.

1/5 (almost a 2)

flashZOMBIES responds:

new type of animation for me thanks for the 1!

[GG - pool party]

Did you actually think anyone would let this pass?

HAHAHA!!!

This movie is just plain crap. You didn't even try.

0/5

GamecueX responds:

i tried a little

[HALO: Whats with skirts?]

Wrong sarge

That clip is an outtake from the other one, Sergeant Stacker, the WHITE one. Not Sergeant Johnson, the BLACK one.

I don't think this outtake clip from bungie is long enough to warrant an animation on it.

Perhaps you could go back and make more animations of other outtake clips until you have a good couple of minutes of animation (maybe three).

You might also like to create backgrounds for this.

Yeah, so that's my suggestion to you. Get all the other outtake sound clips, then find the ones you like the most and animate them. Compile them all together, and you could have a "Halo Outtakes" toon.

Right now, as it is, this toon is pretty poor.

1/5

Dead4 responds:

ye rong sarge

the thing is

i couldnt give a shit

[Demithyst Part 3]

Some interesting stuff beginning to happen

I like your style of graphics, but animation would be nice. I guess what you're trying to achieve is more of a "animated" comic book. That's exactly what it feels like.

Please stop the movies from looping. It's easy to do with actionscript. Select (or create) a key frame at the end of the movie, then open up the action panel for it (down the bottom of the screen , with "properties") and type this script in the text field:

stop();

Your movie will then stop on that keyframe. Then you can put a replay button there on that same keyframe if you want.

2/5 (almost a 3, but there's not much animation going on here)