Renegade-Hamster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[S&F Review: TMNT]

Didn't like it

The penguin character with his pronounced surliness just came off as annoying.

None of the jokes were really insightful or witty. If the bulk of the humour in this series is meant to be satirically dissecting the flaws of recent major movies, you could do better. It was like you said "Hey, this was stupid. Now laugh."

The inclusion of the monkey character was a waste of time at best. He brought no added humour to an already humourless situation.

You've obviously put a lot of effort into this, so you may be understandably angry at what I have said. But please don't be, because I don't say these things with anger or some malicious intent to make you feel bad. I just didn't like the movie, and maybe you could take my comments to inspire you to greater heights.

2/5

[360 - Console Wars]

Ha! Cool

A cool little idea.

3/5

I remember you! You were the guy who left a review on one of my cartoons that included an advertisement for your (then) upcoming "Parachute Guy".

[Going Postal: Extreme]

Funny, then racist

"Hey, it's an arab! He must be a terrorist!"

This was a nice little cartoon up until the senseless violence, unwarranted nudity, and racial stereotype.

You also didn't rate the cartoon properly for the excessive violence and the nudity.

It made no sense to end the cartoon that way. It had already ended, and then you added that horrible little bit at the end.

0/5 (would have been a 3)

sorbitol responds:

It was never stated that the terrorist was an Arab. Looks like you've put your foot in your mouth there, sonny!

[1 - The Story of Khale]

Beautiful!

Loved your character and creature designs.

Very fluid animation.

5/5

[Beowulf vs the Dragon]

It's okay

You've explained why the button is there, but I think you should make it clear when we have to press it. Otherwise, we might miss some action if we press it too early, or we might end up staring at something that isn't going to move.

Some bits were funny, and the animation was alright.

2/5

[Milano Toons 030]

Try harder, kids

You have some good graphics, animation, and humour, but it could be put to better use.

Sit down and write a cartoon that people will love, then use your talent to make it a reality.

As a collection of half-hearted quasi-toons, this is pretty disappointing.

RandomSociety responds:

Mmm.. you're about 2 years too late.

If you haven't noticed, this is Milano Toon #30.

It's the style it was meant to be put together.