Renegade-Hamster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Lock Show Episode 1]

Funny for a lock movie

I haven't been impressed with many locks, clocks or glocks. To be frank, most of them suck and only survive because of stupid team voting.

This one was okay. The script was a little funny, but animation wasn't really interesting.

With the robot voices... I know it's the style (that you stole from the clocks, as if it was a good style), but please use real voices. Robot voices are so annoying.

3/5

2 points for the script, 1 for the rest.

Robot-Lock responds:

No.

[Lip Sync Tutorial]

This might have been good...

... But the script doesn't work with my flash. At all.

This might just be because I'm working with a much later version of flash than the one in this tutorial.

3/5 for the work.

[Dranking Helmet]

Pretty crap...

... But you gave me a good hard laugh with the FREEDOM bit.

:D

2/5

[The Doom Project]

Some good works

Not all of it was good, but some of it was.

Unfortunately, great animation does not make a great toon unless it is entertaining. Some artists' work failed to interest me.

Other stuff wasn't great because the animation and concept were both bodgy.

The best one was V Ambush in the Sewers by Sick Death Fiend. 4/5 to that animation by itself.

3/5 for the entirety.

[How Newgrounds Functions]

This was alright!

It gave me a chuckle! Good insight and humour.

This is one of the only flashes that has a reason to be a loop, so I'm not going to take points off for that.

I'd like to suggest you get a good mike to do voice recordings though, because although it made sense to hear robot/computer voices for the clocks and locks, it didn't make sense to hear sticks, tweens, madness characters e.t.c. talking with those dumb voices too.

Oh wait. You're a clock. That explains it. I RE-STATE MY PLEA FOR YOU TO DO VOICE RECORDINGS INSTEAD OF USING COMPUTER VOICES! PLEASE! AND TELL ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES!

I voted 3/5

EvilBerryClock responds:

thanks for the review

[TA - Fuck Yeah! - Sprites]

Pretty crap

It's a slideshow of pictures you found on the internet, so it was pretty boring and also annoying to see you trying to get points from other people's pictures.

1/5 for the use of at least a little animation.

Oh yeah, you might want to change "no nudity" to "excessive nudity", idiot.

[›]

Ahhh! A clock!

Thankfully this was shorter, which meant less annoyance.

Still voted 1, though. Sorry.

l1fty responds:

;)

[New Guy On The Block]

Good job

Some funny bits there, good animation, good models. Good sound too.

I'd like to make a suggestion, though. Change your alias to "Klyde_The_Krazy_Koopa" and then your fake production company can be called K.K.K. Productions.

And that would be awesome.

:P

3/5

[jackson in the box]

That was hilarious!

Short, but I was in hysterics the whole time.

Great reference humour.

Good drawings, good animation, good sound.

Well done. 4/5

[Do you want this cookie ?]

Huh?

Was something supposed to happen? All I got was some monster saying "Do you want this cookie?" and that's all. If there was more and it didn't load properly, I'm sorry for blamming this.

Put more effort into your toons.