Renegade-Hamster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Star Wars: Old Wounds]

I couldn't figure out if this was a comedy or not!

Great graphics, animation and story.

I was just a bit perplexed. Was this supposed to be funny? It was so serious at the beginning, but when I realised what was happening... hahaha!

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!

When Obi-wan leapt out of the sand, I burst out laughing. How long was the idiot hiding down there?!!!

I loved the whole idea that Maul survived the duel in Theed, got robo legs, and spent over 13 years searching for Obi-wan, trying to get a little payback. That's really interesting, but I also thought that was hilarious too.

Thanks for the entertaining toon. It was thrilling, and also funny.

Sorry if you were aiming to be serious. I don't mean to offend you if you weren't going for laughs.

4/5

[Banana Republic]

I liked this

It was silly and childish, and so am I.

You could improve this by making your voices clearer and louder.

Good job on the graphics, animation and flow of the story.

3/5

P.S. I was about to be a snob and point out to you guys that tomatoes are fruit, but then you did so in the toon anyway.

P.P.S. Mushrooms are fungi, not fruit OR vegies. GASP!

Nutcasenightmare responds:

Either Will forgot that, or the mushrooms were as stupid as the tomatoes.

[XIN Session 18 (Finale)]

BOOOORING!

Okay, first I'll say what sucked, and then I'll say what was good.

You have mimicked bad anime in every way.

*terrible voice acting
*overdramatic, dialogue-heavy scenes
*crappy character design (I hate the anime style of drawing in general)
*slow pans in scenes where little else is moving
*cliched lines and story points e.g. dumb insults during fights
*noticeably poor lip synching
*implausible and boring conspiracy backstory set in a high school
*fight scenes where people can take unbelievable amounts of damage and predictably get up, able to continue fighting

Yawn. This makes for a very boring watch.

Good points? Well, you have a good eye for cinematic shots, and your fight choreography isn't bad.

Well done on completing this huge series. I wouldn't want my critical review souring such an accomplishment. Remember, for me to like this, I'd have to be a HUGE fan of anime, which I am clearly not.

Good luck on future endeavours.

[Innocent Mayhem]

Pretty interesting and some nice visuals

The bit I liked most was when the hoop clowns were assembling on that giant checkerboard. That was trippy.

I liked this. Well done.

3/5

(almost a 4)

[Primal War 08]

So, the answer to the question...

... of whether there are any women in this primal world of yours is...

Yes... But they only exist as eye-candy, and not one of them is muscle-bound, not one of them has a small bust size, not one of them wears anything more than a bikini, and not one of them is over the age of 25.

You've certainly shown us what you think women should be. Shameful!

Putting your objectification of women aside, the art is great as always. Though, this toon DID just seem to be saying that there are primal women as well as the primal dudes, and not much else. More action, please!

Also, it didn't seem to make sense that the guys look like animals with human characteristics, but the girls look like humans with animal characteristics. You know what I mean? They have different amounts of "animal-ness". That made them stand out and not seem to blend in with the characters you had already.

3/5

[Animator vs. Animation]

Hahaha! This was awesome!

An imaginative take on the old "creator versus creation" story.
I really liked the variety of the action, and interesting complications.

This has been the most enjoyable toon I've seen in the last couple of weeks.

5/5

[Secret Episode Special IV]

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

This was mediocrity at it's lamest. You are such a bunch of children.

Tips for improvement:
1, Lose the robot voices and record your own.
2, Write a script that people will enjoy.
3, Spend time making your drawings beautiful.
4, Respond to reviews with intelligence.
5, Practise the above until you are no longer stupid.

[penndragon]

This is pretty good

I really like the art and animation in this.

Could you explain why you've described this as experimental in your author's comments?

4/5

P.S. Let me encourage you to continue Bloodsucker II. That looks awesome.

[the reason we are alive]

That's terrible, Dan

What happened to rating this properly? Someone should have blown the whistle on this.

0/5