Heng on a munute!
I think you should have named this
NEW ZEALANDERS...
IN...
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Voice-acting could have been better, but the audio quality was nice and clear, and I love how you retained your real accents instead of "americanising" yourselves.
Some good action sequences and graphics. Great job on another quality submission.
4/5 (almost a 5)
Heh yea dog, you should check out the reviews of the first episode, I was getting SLAMMED about the accent, but hardly anyone gives a crap anymore and some people like it! I'm glad I didn't, I don't feel like I've sold out at all like I would have. I knew people would get over it! Now I just have to somehow inform people that it isn't a british accent, sigh...
Close to being completely lame
I think there is a difference between making fun of lame things, and actually being lame. This simple claymation walks the line, leaning perilously close to actually being lame.
I assume all the pauses between sentences were when I was meant to be in hysterics. Dude, you should have put in canned laughter. I mean, how the HELL are we supposed to know when something's funny?
The animation is okay, but very simplistic, and so are the clay models. The script, as I said, is kinda lame, but not in complete need of a wheel chair.
I mean, it usually gets around in crutches, and can sometimes go un-aided for several seconds, but it's still kinda lame. It looks like it would like to work, but feels defeated by its disability and just sits at home playing video games and waiting for the pizza that comes directly out of its compensation payout.
You get 2 points for the animation, and 1 for the humour, which was almost funny. I mean, I almost laughed at the policeman who was looking at his shoe, but it lacked comedic timing. Is this because you completely ad-lib your toons and hope they turn out good?
3/5
"I assume all the pauses between sentences were when I was meant to be in hysterics. Dude, you should have put in canned laughter. I mean, how the HELL are we supposed to know when something's funny?"
If you need to be told when somethings funny, then i guess youre not as smart as youre trying to act
Disgusting and unfunny
This flash shows nothing more than the fruits of a childish and idiotic sense of humour.
Oh, hahahahahaha. Jokes to do with sexual behaviour are SOOOOO funny. Hahahaha. You are quite the cultured wit! Intelligent and subtle.
0/5
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"Message from Renegade_Hamster:
<< I have a black hand! AWESOME!!!."
Yeah, pulling out the race card, which has been done to death, is really really really really really really funny my friend.
I liked this
It was silly and childish, and so am I.
You could improve this by making your voices clearer and louder.
Good job on the graphics, animation and flow of the story.
3/5
P.S. I was about to be a snob and point out to you guys that tomatoes are fruit, but then you did so in the toon anyway.
P.P.S. Mushrooms are fungi, not fruit OR vegies. GASP!
Either Will forgot that, or the mushrooms were as stupid as the tomatoes.
Funny toon! I enjoyed this.
Good graphics and animation. That bit where the narrator drones on for a while got annoying, but overall I liked it.
You have some flawed information, though.
Between man and the chimpanzee (not gorillas, as you have depicted) there is 4% difference in genetic make-up (not 1%, as you have stated). But that equals 125 million DNA differences. The difference that means chimps will stay chimps, but human babies will learn language and higher thinking skills.
The figures no more say chimpanzees are 96% human, than we are 50% banana (with which we share 50% of the same DNA).
Neither is there such a convenient line-up of ape-to-human fossils in the fossil record. You find apes (Australopithecus) and humans (Neanderthals, Cro-Magnon, Sapiens), but no "ape-men".
I believe what the Bible says about our creation. Genesis tell us that God created creatures to reproduce after their own "kind" (not necessarily "species" in the contemporary scientific sense).
So, I would have to say that the Chicken came before the Egg. If the Egg came first, it would reproduce after it's own kind according to God's word (creating more eggs).
It's funny how such a basic, yet enduring, question shows where our pressuppositions come from.
You believe evolution, so you say the egg came first (layed by a closely related "non-chicken"). I believe God's Word, so I say the chicken came first.
3/5
Im glad you enjoyed my film I knew from the start that the percentage thing was really right but i never intended it to be too scientifically accurate. QI on the telly a while ago said we were 2% different so it seems there are lots of different ideas on how different we all are.
Ha!
MrKickyourbutt wrote:
"Your link doesn't even work."
Fafara responded thusly:
"Read the authors comments, bihotch."
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE?!!
Granted, MrKickyourbutt is an idiot for complaining about something explained in the author's comments, but calling him a "bihotch" certainly isn't a loving thing to do.
:D
The Glock Group's new facade of being a happy group full of "nice people" that love each other has been revealed to be bull in the first couple of minutes.
Personal stuff.
Crap
The graphics are simple, but okay. The animation is simple, but smooth. My main gripe is that this is not entertaining in the slightest.
First of all, lose the robotic voices. They are really annoying and cannot achieve the full range of human emotion, thus they are terrible substitutes for real voice actors.
Secondly, the way you present your message is so boring. You point out the rules so slowly, with no funny comments.
Thirdly, most of the "points" you make are pretty stupid. The only one you hit on the head was that people should not be abusive to authors who submit works to NG. I agree with you there completely.
The rest of your argument is on shaky ground.
"You can't criticise authors if you can't use flash yourself".
You don't need to know flash to know when something isn't funny, interesting or thrilling. You don't need to know flash when something is crappily animated. You don't need to know flash to have an opinion on a flash.
"People who can't use flash can't be helpful in their reviews".
That must be why the site only allows people who've sent in submissions to review other author's work... Wait a tic! Everyone is allowed to review a submission. Why is that? I'll tell you.
People who don't know flash will still be able to help by pointing what is wrong, even if they don't know how to fix it.
On top of that, not all who criticise are inexperienced with flash. There are plenty of flash authors who would criticise your flash, and you should take advice from them when they give it.
1/5
By the way, if you're thinking of putting my screen name up in your author's comments for people to flag this review, know this: Flagging is not automatic. It alerts admins to a problem, and if they find one, they will deal with it. If you have people flag this, admins will find no problem with my review, and everyone of the idiots who flagged it will receive negative whistle points.
Have a nice day, don't get hung up with the idiots who have nothing better to do than abuse you, and good luck with future submissions.
What the fuck? Does it matter if it is entertaining?
How can they help if they do not tella way to fix it?
I was going to put your name on the list just because you said not to, but eat an _
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