Renegade-Hamster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Strongium]

Finally... a good parody of Lilium

The style of drawing was the closest to Lilium's I've seen yet. Very well done.

It was funny because of what the shadow made StrongBad do, but nothing much else was on offer here.

Good parody.

3/5

RupeeClock responds:

Thanks. :)

I was trying to make a good parody as well.

[Tears of Red]

Where's the tissue?!

Good drawings, good animation where there was animation (A lot more than Lillium, at least!) and an interesting story.

Well done!

3/5

immortaltechnique responds:

thanks hamster!!

[Beryllium]

Argh! That song again!

Sigh. I really didn't want to watch this, "Then why did you?", look, shutup. This is my review.

I didn't really want to watch this because there have been several Lillium parodies... and none of them were any good.

I didn't think this would be either, and it wasn't.

More goes into a parody than giving it a name that rhymes with the original.

That's why this, (and all the other parodies of Lillium), fail to interest me.

I like parodies. Just not bad ones. 1/5.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

No one gives a fuck.

[Antigorod]

Animation?

If you call pans and background shifts animation, then yes, there was animation. But I didn't find anything exciting here.

A little bit interesting, but it felt too much like a trailer (that is, a trailer that is not entertaining in itself) made for an interesting movie that will not be made.

2/5

It was pretty boring

virtualtoy responds:

Oh, yes, yes... You can make great animations! I saw them! :\

[sonic movie madness 3.2]

Dumb

Crude drawings, okay animation, dumb story, dumb jokes.

Really crappy sound quality. There's a lot of fizz on the sound track, and the voice actors are too close to their microphones. Tell them to move back a bit.

2/5

RogerregoRRoger responds:

okay

[Habanero Tale: Past life]

What a piece of crap!

Animation was horrible, drawings were barely passable... and did you say you needed three people to make this?!

I find it especially hard to believe you needed a seperate person to do the backgrounds. I could have drawn those when I was four.

Story was boring, fight scenes were badly animated and directed.

1/5

TacoRemix responds:

i only see one submission by you, a stickfigure, with no backrounds, your animation was good, but i want to see you do a better backround, if you claim you can do better when you were four, make your next flash a good one, and i'll show you some respect.

[Petey The Pigeon]

One rule about jokes is...

...that you don't give away the punch line before you tell it!

I suggest that you remove any comments about "cruelty to pidgeons" from your authors comments box so that the toon is not predictable to any later viewers.

Okay animation, drawings aren't that great. Sound was good for the limited amount of sound you used. Slightly humurous concept.

2/5

Invisiduck responds:

if your gonna be nasty, do it properly not all this animation was ok, drawings arnt that great, come on, you giving me the easy time here, thanks for the 2/5, it didnt even deserve that.....sorry about this i really do have to stop being so damn moody today, thank you for the review.

[AVB: Alien vs Bomberman]

Try harder

This had potential, but it was poorly paced, had dumb humour, and the animation had far too many motion tweens. The character's body parts were shifting backwards and forwards all over the place and simply got annoying to look at.

1/5, even though this looks like it took more effort than a lot of crap I give 1's. I guess I'm saying that it doesn't matter if there's been a lot of work one, it only matters if it's entertaining. This wasn't.

rich591 responds:

Well, nowadays I have worked harder. And I know I did overdo the tweens.

[Hate To Say I Told You So]

Good animation

But being frank, I have to say that it was mostly unentertaining. A lot of work has been done here, but it's not worth anything if it's not entertaining.

2/5

Topcatyo responds:

Ah well, I had fun making it, though.

[The Gumball Machine]

Not funny

I suppose this was meant to be hilarious, but it was dumb.

I don't know how helpful it is to say "Be funnier!", but that's the only constructive criticism I can give.

sandman0277 responds:

This actually WASNT meant to be hilarious. It was meant to put some sunshine on your poor pathetic life, but I guess I failed...