Don't Stop Believin'!
Now you have that song BACK in my head! But I'm okay with it.
This was one of the only things coming from the Star Syndicate I enjoyed. How sadly ironic!
Some good animations, and I suppose it would be some great nostalgia to someone who really loved you guys when you were in your prime.
3/5
Close to being completely lame
I think there is a difference between making fun of lame things, and actually being lame. This simple claymation walks the line, leaning perilously close to actually being lame.
I assume all the pauses between sentences were when I was meant to be in hysterics. Dude, you should have put in canned laughter. I mean, how the HELL are we supposed to know when something's funny?
The animation is okay, but very simplistic, and so are the clay models. The script, as I said, is kinda lame, but not in complete need of a wheel chair.
I mean, it usually gets around in crutches, and can sometimes go un-aided for several seconds, but it's still kinda lame. It looks like it would like to work, but feels defeated by its disability and just sits at home playing video games and waiting for the pizza that comes directly out of its compensation payout.
You get 2 points for the animation, and 1 for the humour, which was almost funny. I mean, I almost laughed at the policeman who was looking at his shoe, but it lacked comedic timing. Is this because you completely ad-lib your toons and hope they turn out good?
3/5
"I assume all the pauses between sentences were when I was meant to be in hysterics. Dude, you should have put in canned laughter. I mean, how the HELL are we supposed to know when something's funny?"
If you need to be told when somethings funny, then i guess youre not as smart as youre trying to act
The animation was good, but the cartoon was boring
Maybe this took a lot of time, effort and tears, but unfortunately this just doesn't cut it for me.
Many of the entries were unimaginative variants on the same things:
1, A character dancing with ipod.
2, A character dancing, then hurting themselves with ipod with text saying "owned".
3, I can't think of any others. Seriously.
The animation was good quality, but most people constricted their ideas pretty closely to the two premises I outlined above. That made it somewhat dull viewing.
If perhaps any of you authors decide to lead another collab in the future, you can remember this:
Make sure each person is doing a unique entry. It is the difference between "Wow!" and "When is this damn thing going to finish?".
Good audio choice.
2/5 (almost a 3)
Disgusting and unfunny
This flash shows nothing more than the fruits of a childish and idiotic sense of humour.
Oh, hahahahahaha. Jokes to do with sexual behaviour are SOOOOO funny. Hahahaha. You are quite the cultured wit! Intelligent and subtle.
0/5
:::looks at profile:::
"Message from Renegade_Hamster:
<< I have a black hand! AWESOME!!!."
Yeah, pulling out the race card, which has been done to death, is really really really really really really funny my friend.
English please!
This is an english-speaking site. Most people here have no idea what you're saying. At least provide some english subtitles.
As for the flash, I can't rate it. I didn't understand the language. So I can only rate you on animation and graphics.
You had just text, and no animation. Try harder next time.
0/5
It's okay
Graphics aren't amazing, animation is minimal. Jokes are kinda funny.
Looking at your author's comments, I should probably point out that the Bible tells us why the world is horrible. (Genesis, chapters 1-3) God created the world perfect, and humanity screwed it up by rebelling against Him.
Why is the world horrible? Because we sinned. God judged the sin by giving us exactly what we wanted: to live by our own rules. But He also loves us, which is why we can be right with God if we admit we have sinned, humbly ask for forgiveness, and believe we are forgiven through the death of Jesus on the cross. If you do this, you will have sure hope of eternal life because of Jesus' resurrection. I hope you will find forgiveness for your sin, as I have.
Anyway, back to the toon. You get a 2/5 from me. Almost a 3. But your graphics and animation let you down.
Whoa dude, you took that too seriously man, this isn't bible study hour also. But i agree with the animation.. i'm not that good at it... i prefer directing.
Hmmm. Let's sum this up.
You stole footage from an action film, and then wrote bone-headed, one-sentence critiques of the action sequences, using "internet speak", also known as "Leet", or as it is known to more intelligent people, "idiot speak".
Then, you make a crappy loop animation, over which a voicebot churns out the most boring information you could get without reading a cereal box.
0/5
The Newgrounds voting system is amazing...
"Thanks for voting, Renegade_Hamster! You gave this entry a 0! You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!"
I give you a zero on this piece of crap, and I am apparently the saviour of this flash. Hahahahaha!
Anyway, thanks for letting us know that Illwillpress died... again. Man, he just doesn't stay down.
Illwillpress died... That joke never gets old. It's just soooo funny. I think you should mix it up a bit, though. You keep saying he died in a car crash. Make him die differently next time.
0/5
This was dumb
I think you should have kept the shooting elements in it. Even in a movie where the guy is just trying to take a nap. You should have had enemies in the way.
Plus, there was no HUD. That was part of the charm.
PLEASE don't let this series fall flat. The first one was good, the second one wasn't as good, and this self-parody was pretty dumb.
2/5
Terrible
The text in the beginning went by way too fast.
The story is boring.
The animation is adequate, but it did nothing fantastic.
The jokes were dumb and unfunny.
I didn't like this.
2/5
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