Renegade-Hamster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ajao]

Whatever

What are you trying to do here?

It's not true, it's not entertaining, and it's not going to hurt IllWill any.

Whatever you were trying to do, it failed. This is crap.

1/5

[On The Moon (episode 3)]

Bah!

It makes little sense, and it's not funny.

Good graphics, animation and sound quality, though.

2/5

[Own3d [5]]

It was funny until the last one.

That one was just plain gross without being funny.

Yet, the legions of 13 year olds that come to this site will vote five just for that part.

3/5

Eg-g responds:

Look, it wasn't the best own3d toon yet. but it was kind of funny. Well, some parts were.

[Blammed Resurection 001]

Your "resurrection" is against the rules

And the movies just plain suck.

0/5

[Tech SUpport II]

Not really funny

The first one was pretty crappy, and this one wasn't much better... It was a little funny, but not laugh-out-loud funny.

Okay animation, good (however, reused) drawings.

2/5

[PALADIN episode 3]

Good

Great drawings and animation.

Have you by any chance been reading The Silmarillion recently? :)
Your bad guy's origins echo that of Sauron of LOTR fame.

Good sound quality, although I think you could have chosen to have a better voice for the God of Strength (his name escapes me). It just seems like he should have a booming voice, so your choice in comparison seemed rather gentle.

I hate to be a nit-picker, but this seems to be a world of mythology created by you, so why would The Paladin's armour have a cross on it? Unless one of the gods in your story came down in human form and died to take the punishment for all mankind's sins on a cross, it doesn't make much sense.

Anyway, this was really good. Well done.

4/5

[Final Fantasy Day Care 5]

Didn't really like it

Even I had played all the Final Fantasy games for the sum equivalent of eight years, I still wouldn't understand why this is supposed to be funny. (For the record, I've only seen it played. Once. I would never play it myself... I hate turn-based attacking/stand-there-and-let-people-kill-you-until-you-cha
rge-up games)

Am I missing something or does nearly everyone on this site have the same incredibly stupid sense of humour of the people who had the Police Academy sequels green-lighted?

I don't know. Graphics were okay, but not exciting. The humour was dumb and poorly paced/badly timed... A whole lot of "meh" to me.

2/5

P.S. One thing I did like, however, was the road sign just before they went off the cliff. Classic!

[LL: 9/11 Never Forget]

This toon is pretty crappy, offensiveness aside

But then you decide to make fun of blowing things up on the anniversary of the terrorist attacks?

Shame on you.

0/5

[Daily2oon09102005]

One thing that's more lame than this toon...

Author's reviewing their own stuff and giving it a perfect score.

Winchesterlock had okay graphics, animation and story was boring though.

The other two were pretty boring.

1/5

[Foamy's Bitch Session]

Been done

Plus, you slowed it down by 100%. Illwill speeds it up by (I think) about 50%.

What you've got is not what his voice actually sounds like. It's more like what his voice would sound like if he was using a voice scrambler on the telephone.

One like this was done before, and they actually slowed it down to the proper speed.

This took even less effort than the actual Foamy episode you are making fun of.

0/5

teamtash responds:

i know that and i dont care