Renegade-Hamster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tyler Stewart's Head!!]

How the hell did this get past judgement?

This sucked.

1/5

[Ambush!]

Awesome!

The music cut a little too early, but the animation was excellent. Graphics were great, sound was good. No sound effects were really needed, so good decision not to use them (even if it was a decision of laziness).

The end text was a bit late coming up, but that is a minor, MINOR goof-up.

4/5

[Geezer Battles!]

Kinda funny

The audio quality for the voice-over was really crappy. Try speaking louder, and from further away. When you breathe in the mike, it generates a lot of noise.

1/5

[PIGANJO CONFESSION X]

Hmmm

Okay animation, good (yet disgusting) drawing.

Wasted on the "memory" of Piconjo.

The only reason I'm crying is because I know he isn't dead and is still hard at work making crappy, self-trumpeting movies to annoy everyone.

The audio quality of the voice was kinda crappy. Also, I could barely make out any articulation because it sounded like you were talking through a mouth full of pudding. Just like Keanu Reeves. You don't have to try to make him sound fat. Fat people sound just the rest of us.

2/5

[A white Stripes Adventure]

... That was it?

I don't get the reference to The White Stripes. It seems like you're milking some of their success and popularity to get people to watch this.

You could have done this with any characters, but you chose The White Stripes, so you should have been able to make your choice worthwhile.

It was very short, but what was there didn't have much meaning or entertainment value. At least not for me. Not a lot of animating either.

2/5

TheDevilsJoker responds:

...wwhaaaaaaat? I dicided to make a cartoon thats completly odd after seeing their album advert "Get behind me satan" so i made one with them being happy and stuff to contrast it amusingly. The cartoon was designed FOR the whitestripes. I didnt just throw em in. But wish ur stickman all the best in finding his box

[Not So-Metal Gear Ac!d]

Didn't find this very funny

Okay graphics, okay animation. Humour was kinda on the crappy side.

2/5

[Royals Curse]

Try animating some stuff

This was really boring. What was there to look at?

You should have animated this as a story, not given a presentation that was so boring it put holiday slide shows to shame.

Voice was barely audible over the music. I turned it off, but without the music, it got even more boring.

0/5

[aLiveJournal: 2005/08/19]

Some humour

Good graphics and adequate animation, (Merely mouths were moving for most of it).

Wasn't a great piece of entertainment. This could have gone on for longer and had a proper story, including more problems + resolutions, and a climax.

This kinda just pittered away into nothingness instead of going out with a bang.

2/5

[Daily2oon08192005]

"Don't stop me now! I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME!"

Radio_F_Software: Pointless and dumb

Zerostar: The first bit would have been a good preloader. The rest wasn't great.

Aerdail: The Knox remark was good. Nothing much else in this toon.

1/5

TheStarSyndicate responds:

butt sex

[LL - Ban!]

I got bored very quickly

The story wasn't gripping and the humour was pretty stale.

Making a flash long doesn't mean it's good. If it's crap, it just means more crap.

You've obviously put effort into this, but I have a few suggestions:

1, Lose the robotic voices. They're very annoying and don't make good actors.

2, If you don't want to lose the robotic voices, at least type in a way that they actually pronounce the words correctly. Your locks would say "Sam-a-gay-m" instead of "Say-m-gay-m" when trying to pronounce Samegame.

3, Make the story more interesting. This felt like a bedtime story. Slow and predictable.

2/5

Gregosan responds:

You made me cry.