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Didn't like it

The penguin character with his pronounced surliness just came off as annoying.

None of the jokes were really insightful or witty. If the bulk of the humour in this series is meant to be satirically dissecting the flaws of recent major movies, you could do better. It was like you said "Hey, this was stupid. Now laugh."

The inclusion of the monkey character was a waste of time at best. He brought no added humour to an already humourless situation.

You've obviously put a lot of effort into this, so you may be understandably angry at what I have said. But please don't be, because I don't say these things with anger or some malicious intent to make you feel bad. I just didn't like the movie, and maybe you could take my comments to inspire you to greater heights.

2/5

Pretty disappointing

Here's a tip:
Creating a toon that is not funny is not instantly made funny by writing "LOL WTF!" or something similar at the end.

None of these were really any good. The animation was lazy and messy, and it looked like nobody put any thought into their individual toons.

And the menu button at the end doesn't work. You might want to fix that. In fact, you would have noticed this error if you actually bothered to test the toon before you sent it to Newgrounds.

1/5

You could go further with this

The graphics are better, but not by much. If you truly wanted to make this your own cartoon and not just a very similar version of the original, you should have made the graphics completely different and amazing.

I also think you should have kept the hand-drawn wriggling letter forms that David uses in the Salad Fingers series instead of just copping out with computer generated type.

1/5 (almost a 2)

The low score is because it's basically David Firth's material, and you've got to make something much more amazing than this to call it your own.

Oney responds:

I wasn't trying to make this my own cartoon. Read the Commentry, all I wanted to do was change the graphics. Doiy

Ha! Cool

A cool little idea.

3/5

I remember you! You were the guy who left a review on one of my cartoons that included an advertisement for your (then) upcoming "Parachute Guy".

Funny, then racist

"Hey, it's an arab! He must be a terrorist!"

This was a nice little cartoon up until the senseless violence, unwarranted nudity, and racial stereotype.

You also didn't rate the cartoon properly for the excessive violence and the nudity.

It made no sense to end the cartoon that way. It had already ended, and then you added that horrible little bit at the end.

0/5 (would have been a 3)

sorbitol responds:

It was never stated that the terrorist was an Arab. Looks like you've put your foot in your mouth there, sonny!

Beautiful!

Loved your character and creature designs.

Very fluid animation.

5/5

Hahaha!

I feel like such an evil person for finding this funny. Argh! How dare you make me enjoy this!

3/5

Terrible

This rant shows that you truly don't understand addiction. Come back and rant when you have beaten one of yours.

I stopped watching half way through because it's really annoying having to listen to an ill-informed, squeaky-voiced rage machine go on and on about something that really isn't worth the fuss, while simultaneously trying to act smart and funny.

It's okay

You've explained why the button is there, but I think you should make it clear when we have to press it. Otherwise, we might miss some action if we press it too early, or we might end up staring at something that isn't going to move.

Some bits were funny, and the animation was alright.

2/5

Try harder, kids

You have some good graphics, animation, and humour, but it could be put to better use.

Sit down and write a cartoon that people will love, then use your talent to make it a reality.

As a collection of half-hearted quasi-toons, this is pretty disappointing.

RandomSociety responds:

Mmm.. you're about 2 years too late.

If you haven't noticed, this is Milano Toon #30.

It's the style it was meant to be put together.

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