Renegade-Hamster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rising Death]

Cool

Cool story, with okay graphics and animation.

A note for any would-be prison makers: Don't put swords on the wall!

RatherRandomReality responds:

Yeah, exactly :)

[Lethal Injection]

Interesting!

This story isn't abstract at all. You explain everything, so I'm not sure how we are supposed to make our own interpretations of it. Not complaining, though! It's just not abstract. That's all I'm saying.

This was interesting, and the graphics and animation were effective.

notorious responds:

gd

Happy Spook Day

[Xombie Chapter 10]

I didn't want to jump on the bandwagon, but...

It took three episodes for very little to happen. They got to the bridge, stayed at the bridge, did barely any fighting, and stayed at the bridge some more. The cliffhanger from last episode made it look like there was going to be a decent fight in this last episode, but nope... big bad guy dies in 2 seconds by being shot with a minigun. Give your fans something to enjoy, James. As good as the graphics are, the action was feeble and there was barely any story development. THEN there was another cliff hanger... Oh geez.

You don't cause frustration because people can't wait to see the next one. You cause frustration because you build up tension in a cliff hanger and then don't deliver when the wait is over. This series should have ended after episode six., when it was still good. Even that one was a bit too short.

jamesfarr responds:

You're a graphic design student. You must be right. :)

[Tomas et la Fraise]

If you don't speak enough french to respond...

... then why write the text in the movie in French? This is an english speaking site, so you would have more people understanding what the text means if you had written it in English.

The animation was nice, and the graphics were good.

Munglai responds:

Because French is a pretty language and the movie was really French feeling even without the writing.

Plus I didn't really want people to understand what I'd written because it really wasn't anything that special and also it's fun to put stuff that Newgrounds people don't understand in movies because some of them get really upset about it.

[Canadian Idiot!]

Isn't Yankovic a Canadian himself?

It's a well known fact that people can make fun of their own country, cultural background, religion or race without people thinking they're racist, hateful or ignorant. On that note, let's all forgive Weird Al for this intentionally upsetting song. Just remember:
If you let his song get to you, the Parodyists have already won.

Good animation and graphics (with exception to that poor cut out of Celine Dion's head).

TITROTU responds:

Meh, I got lazy. :)

[Salad Fingers - Rebirth]

You could go further with this

The graphics are better, but not by much. If you truly wanted to make this your own cartoon and not just a very similar version of the original, you should have made the graphics completely different and amazing.

I also think you should have kept the hand-drawn wriggling letter forms that David uses in the Salad Fingers series instead of just copping out with computer generated type.

1/5 (almost a 2)

The low score is because it's basically David Firth's material, and you've got to make something much more amazing than this to call it your own.

Oney responds:

I wasn't trying to make this my own cartoon. Read the Commentry, all I wanted to do was change the graphics. Doiy

[Going Postal: Extreme]

Funny, then racist

"Hey, it's an arab! He must be a terrorist!"

This was a nice little cartoon up until the senseless violence, unwarranted nudity, and racial stereotype.

You also didn't rate the cartoon properly for the excessive violence and the nudity.

It made no sense to end the cartoon that way. It had already ended, and then you added that horrible little bit at the end.

0/5 (would have been a 3)

sorbitol responds:

It was never stated that the terrorist was an Arab. Looks like you've put your foot in your mouth there, sonny!

[Milano Toons 030]

Try harder, kids

You have some good graphics, animation, and humour, but it could be put to better use.

Sit down and write a cartoon that people will love, then use your talent to make it a reality.

As a collection of half-hearted quasi-toons, this is pretty disappointing.

RandomSociety responds:

Mmm.. you're about 2 years too late.

If you haven't noticed, this is Milano Toon #30.

It's the style it was meant to be put together.

[History Tutor - Ep 6]

Not particularly funny

And why can't anyone EVER do an Australian accent right? (I'm assuming that he's supposed to be Australian).

It's as if one guy said "This is how Australians sound like", and even though he was totally wrong, every other person in history copied the first guy without bothering to check.

Anyway, the accent is pretty bad, and the cartoon wasn't really funny apart from the candy corn/pizza thing, which was only a little funny.

smileycrew responds:

It's a Billy Idol Accent. Billy Idol is British. Your assumption was wrong. You have made an ass of yourself.

[UU - 99th Movie]

Try harder!

Put some effort into your next toon. Take your time with everything: graphics, animation, story, etc.

Keep trying and you might make something great one day.

ShroomUzi responds:

nah