Renegade-Hamster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Danny's Batman: Episode 2]

Your drawings are good

But the animation is terrible! I think that is your main concern, but you might also like to make the stories better. They're not really funny, interesting or thrilling in any way.

Good music, but I think this could have benefitted from the inclusion of voices and sound effects.

1/5

DANNYESLOCO responds:

you need to get laid

[Star Crap Episode3 (1/2)]

Meh. This isn't funny.

The best bit was when Dooku did his Black Knight routine, but seeing as that was completely unoriginal, I can hardly give you points for that. It wasn't so much as a nod to Monty Python as a big rip-off that I saw coming.

The graphics are great at times, and the animation is okay. Sound quality is good, but the voice artists acted poorly.

I was pretty disappointed with this.

2/5

[Self-Portrait]

Freaky

... and devious.

Good rotoscoping job.

Great style of drawing.

3/5

[Bra Bashing]

That was alright, I guess

But I can't suppress the feeling that Germaine now spends more time in her underwear than underwear models do.

Seriously, dude. I can't take her ramblings about feminine objectivity seriously when her boobs and butt are spilling out of her scant clothing.

Do something about that. It's not realistic, and it's disgusting.

3/5

[ArkAngel - Episode 1.1]

Bah!

This was pretty annoying. Especially the bit where he just stares at the girl for ages. You could have made them move, just a bit, or maybe changed camera angles. Otherwise, it should have just been way shorter.

A lot of this was like a cheap anime with dumb American dubbing. The animation was minimal and unrealistic, the voice artists were over the top with their acting, and the story was annoying and childish.

I know that story-wise nothing much has happened yet, but I think you should have made this part of a bigger toon, or just left this part as backstory, to be told in the form of exposition in later episodes, author's comments, or otherwise. It was just too boring and I didn't find it entertaining at all.

Sorry.

2/5

[Kron: Episode 1]

This is great!

I love the style of graphics, with the way you've mixed photos of real objects/people with original graphics and used them to animate your story. Very Angela Anaconda-esque.

It's pretty funny, and the pacing was good.

Very well done!

4/5

[Food Nipple Grunt Tlr Pt1]

Hmmm

This really reminds me of Lord of the Matrix Fantasy Wars, (or whatever it was called).

So many popular characters, you will have to LOVE IT!

But this will have to stand by it's own merits.

Action was okay, I didn't really like the graphics that much. I think more shading is in order, and less boring outlines, (either none, or differing line widths).

3/5

Big4 responds:

Sorry about the graphics I thought it would be good to try a conventional method (keeping the outlines the same widths) for the actual chapters I'll try something a lot more creative. As of the shading I didn't think anyone would notices but I'll remember that next time.

[eBaums world dot com]

Great song!

As far as the toon goes, the animation is good, and so are the drawings. It's very funny too.

But what adds to this toon are the hilarious reviews from Ebaum's fanboys, including the one who claimed to be Eric himself, and especially the 13 year old boy claiming to be his mum. "I am contacting this site's administrators..." Hahaha!

Although Newgrounds hosts pornographic trash and the like, I love this site for it's many quality entries that are not stolen and do no disservice to the original artists.

I had no idea that Ebaumsworld<dot>com existed, but I'm still not going to check it out because of what you've said, and because that criminal shouldn't get anymore traffic through this bad publicity.

Thanks for the toon and the hilarious responses you triggered!

4/5

[Sheets!]

"You did the right thing"

Hahaha! This was really good animation and it was pretty funny.

Good job.

4/5

[Annabel]

Very well done on the song

The cartoon isn't much to boast about, though.

It was alright, but I think if you illustrated the story more completely, it would've been much better.

3/5... (5/5 for your efforts with the song)